WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE OF ADAM LECKEY
A website of treats and surprises.
Salutations, all. This is my website.
WHO AM I?
Adam Leckey
SERVICES
I currently do not provide any products or services.
SCHEDULED DELIVERY
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, I am unable to deliver any products or services.
OPENING HOURS
Mon – Fri: closed Sat – Sun: closed
WORKERS
Dedicated to Quality
MALE 1
Worker
"Hello, I am working to make the website a safe place. This is my work. I am a nice guy. Okay?"
MALE 2
Assistant to the Worker
help
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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QUESTION: WAS SIR FRANCIS DRAKE A HERO OR A PIRATE?
Answer: Hero.
QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Answer: Eucalyptus green.
QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHAPE?
Answer: Hexagon (favourite 2D shape); gyroelongated square bipyramid (favourite 3D shape); glome (favourite 4D shape).
QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR?
Answer: Currently, the coelophysis. However, that is subject to change.
QUESTION: HANDBRAKE – AVERAGE BUTTON PRESSING FAN OR AVERAGE RATCHET SOUND ENJOYER?
Answer: I do NOT hold the button in whilst engaging the handbrake.
QUESTION: WHAT ARE ANY CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS THAT YOU HOLD?
Answer:
• Paper straws are fine.
• Burgers are far superior to pizza. Also, eat pizza with a knife and fork. You can do the same for burgers but isn't as urgently necessary.
QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC ARTIST?
Answer: Taylor Swift.
QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE GAME?
Answer: My favourite game is 'Duck, Duck, Goose'.
QUESTION: ARE THERE ANY BENEFITS FOR FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS?
Answer: Yes.
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